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Monday, October 03, 2005

HAIRY-ETTE: ALL EYELINER, NO JURISPRUDENCE

Every hour that goes by, the more depressed I get. It's not that I'm mad about not being appointed to the Supreme Court. (I mean, I am, but this is much bigger than that.) It's that the President of the United States, whom at this point I wouldn't allow one of my clerks to hire as a manual laborer, had to choose such a sycophantic lightweight to fill what would have been my seat. The only possible distinction that Hairy-Ette might hold is she's the first Supreme Court nominee whose eyeliner is thicker than her curriculum vitae.

17 Comments:

At 9:25 PM, Blogger patrick said...

I am channelling Rehnquist from beyond the grave ... "just want to let you all know that CJ Roberts is the cat's pajamas.

Now excuse me while I roll over for today's news ... phew!"

 
At 1:27 AM, Blogger Wendy said...

Hi,

Honestly, you may be the most qualified person in the country. But since this appointment was made, reading your blog here, you sound rather juvenile.

Yes, I'm a stay at home mom nobody, studying law late at night, and I'm sure I'll never be appointed or even considered for the Supreme Court, but I'm more grown up than that. Please. It scares me that if you had been appointed, we may never have known that you were capable of such temper tantrums! :(

 
At 1:32 AM, Blogger Wendy said...

Pardon me...since you'll probably jump all over me for it...NOMINATION....

Honestly...wouldn't you feel kind of stupid if she lost the nomination, and then the President MIGHT have nominated you, except he saw all this stupid blogging and fit throwing because someone pointed it out to him (because it's all over the news, that's how I found it), and decided not to nominate you because you called him a bunch of names?

 
At 5:59 AM, Blogger finalen said...

Is that Harriet Mier's blog for real?
It's days like these that I'm So Glad I'm Canadian! Good luck guys!

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger Justin said...

Wendy doesn't do jokes.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Daddytude said...

Judge Luttig,
I would like to know what you think of Justice Roberts and who you would have advised W to pick had he asked you to head the search instead of that Freaky Lady.

Also, do you know what makes J-Rob's kid so crazy?

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger Wendy said...

Hmmmm....Wendy do jokes. Fo' sho'.

Was commenting on Luttig's ranting, not Patrick's joke. Thought Patrick was funny. ;)

~Wendy...readying for her appointment.

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Justin said...

Wendy said...
Hmmmm....Wendy do jokes. Fo' sho'.

Was commenting on Luttig's ranting, not Patrick's joke. Thought Patrick was funny. ;)

~Wendy...readying for her appointment.

WOW. Wendy REALLY doesn't do jokes. Thinking makes Wendy's brain hurt. ;)

Either that or she's way funnier than I first thought.

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger patrick said...

Justin,

There is some deep satire here going way over my head.


obviously 'wendy' is really Edith Jones of the 5th circuit ... the give-away is: "I'll never be appointed or even considered for the Supreme Court,"

"we may never have known that you were capable of such temper tantrums!"

Ask the other 4th circuit Judges ... there are regular food fights!

Don't EVER get Luttig mad at you! Or he'll say this ...

" The Congress of the United States, in the Authorization for Use of Military Force Joint Resolution, provided the President all powers necessary and appropriate to protect American citizens from terrorist acts by those who attacked the United States on September 11, 2001. As would be expected, and as the Supreme Court has held, those powers include the power to detain identified and committed enemies such as Padilla, who associated with al Qaeda and the Taliban regime, who took up arms against this Nation in its war against these enemies, and who entered the United States for the avowed purpose of further prosecuting that war by attacking American citizens and targets on our own soil -– a power without which, Congress understood, the President could well be unable to protect American citizens from the very kind of savage attack that occurred four years ago almost to the day. "

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Wendy said...

Hmmm....may have to give up my day job.


*retires to comtemplate new career*

~W

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Ozzy said...

I think Hairy-ette has a nice hungover Alice Cooper look going. Sure , it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an axe...but this woman headed the Texas Lottery Commission...she made sure the balls were round!

I also hear she calls Pat Dobson all hours of the night and hangs up on him.

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger tribalecho said...

"I think Hairy-ette has a nice hungover Alice Cooper look going."

Ok. That's true.

"it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an "axe"

Ok. That's just wrong. And totally NOT PC. Like it's sssoooooo Limbaugh!

"...she made sure the balls were round!"

Ok. That's funny. Real funny.

"I also hear she calls Pat Dobson all hours of the night and hangs up on him."

Maybe. But I have a feeling it's Rod Parsley or that Joel guy who just took over a Texas stadium.

 
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At 9:43 AM, Blogger Shannon said...

Lol The last part was really funny. She might had cosmetic surgery for that kind of eyeliner.

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