Luttig's Lair

I WIN

2005-10-27T08:57:00.000-07:00

That sound you just heard: a 21-cork champagne salute.

OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUSH

2005-10-04T13:29:00.000-07:00

Re:

QUESTION: Mr. President, of all of the people in the United States you had to choose from, is Harriet Miers the most qualified to serve on the Supreme Court?

BUSH: Yes. Otherwise, I wouldn't have put her on.

Dear President Bush,

All my best,

J. Michael Luttig

HAIRY-ETTE: ALL EYELINER, NO JURISPRUDENCE

2005-10-03T12:04:00.000-07:00

Every hour that goes by, the more depressed I get. It's not that I'm mad about not being appointed to the Supreme Court. (I mean, I am, but this is much bigger than that.) It's that the President of the United States, whom at this point I wouldn't allow one of my clerks to hire as a manual laborer, had to choose such a sycophantic lightweight to fill what would have been my seat. The only possible distinction that Hairy-Ette might hold is she's the first Supreme Court nominee whose eyeliner is thicker than her curriculum vitae.

THICK MAKEUP, THIN SKIN

2005-10-03T10:16:00.000-07:00

Memo to Hairyette: if you can't take the heat, get your ass back in the kitchen.

WORST NOMINEE EVER

2005-10-03T09:05:00.000-07:00

Harriet the (small) Fry
Harriet Yesman
Harryreid Miers
Harriet Lamerz

LEMME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU: I.D.I.O.T.

2005-10-03T09:03:00.000-07:00

The President of the United States just proved beyond a shadow of an unreasonable doubt that he's the most moronic organism in the history of life on earth.